Reduction of Sesqupedal Pedantry

Below are common phrases, stated in an uncommon way. If you get less than 10, you need help; 10 to 13, you're about average. If you get above 17, you need to be in Congress.

  1. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
  2. Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minified.
  3. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
  4. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
  5. It is fruitless to become lacrymose over recipitately-departed lacteal fluid.
  6. Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
  7. All articles that corruscate with resplendences are not truly auriferous.
  8. Where there are visible vapors having their prevalence in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagation.
  9. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiate the possible concoction produced by steeping certain comestibles.
  10. Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices should be advised to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles.
  11. Neophyte's serendipity.
  12. Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interlude of hedonistic diversion renders John an habitudinous fellow.
  13. A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of particular bryophtic plant.
  14. Abstention from any aleatory undertakings precludes a potential escalation of a lucrative nature.
  15. Though a fagot-lithic assault may lead to osseous fragmentation, epithets will of necessity prove fruitless.
  16. The optimal benefits of mundane existence inure gratuitously.
  17. The avian of matutinal disciplines obtains the annelid.
  18. It is impossible to transform an auricular appurtenance of a female member of the order of Suidae into a money pouch constructed from the fibrous product of a pupating Bombyx mori.
  19. It is inadvisable to indulge in equine exchanges while yet halfway traversant through aqueous conduits.
  20. Electricism on the parts of mendicants must be interdicted.

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